In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Ha Ha Ha.”
Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!
A joke Huh? I am not a funny person, I really don’t tell jokes, either I forget the punch line or I am so busy laughing I can’t get the joke out! I’m the giggler in the crowd, I will usually laugh at any joke; good or bad taste……..but not the really, really bad jokes. That’s when I usually roll me eyes and ask really? So here goes nothing, for I fear it probably is nothing.
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Udder Side!
Bless you would you like a tissue?
A man comes home, finds his wife in bed with another man, and asks, “What is this?!?” The wife turns to her lover and says, “See, I told you he was stupid!”