I am often a day behind SYW, because I am actually a day ahead…when this post goes live I am asleep and in the wee hours of the next day for some of you, here in the land Down Under. So I missed the whole April Fool Day thing, actually it was a bit of a fizzler here anyway…apaprently no-ones got time for that around here, and I am not that great at setting up practical jokes.
Rhetorical Questions, but feel free to answer if you’d like:
Why is it called “beauty sleep” when one wakes up looking like a troll?? Damn good question, it seems the more I get, the worse I look. No-one wakes up perfectly TV presentable! I know it’s supposed to be a healing time for the body, but it does nothing for the wrinkles! lol
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Ohh good question…I always thought this was totally weird. I guess they just do it as a procedure, all needles should be sterilised, but damn, I don’t think that person needs to worry about infections!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? Well legally that’s true, but there is frequently some damn idiot willing to try it. Then some of these cars are made for the European market where they have auto barns…then there are the Rally Cars, I know here in Australia they go pretty darn fast.
Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell? Yes! And it’s not just dyslexia, so many damn words in the English language are ridiculous, I mean – There, Their and They’re for a start, what about buy and bye and by?
(Rather naughty): If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? TESTICLES 😛
Odd but a bit philosophical or personal:
What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day? Can I say exercise? Seriously I just do not like exercise, I am all for a walk to take a nice photo (as long as I do not have to kill myself to get there). Oh and housework, definitely housework….what about taxes? Going to the Doctor? List list could go on and on
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn? I used to have this ‘thing’ for a sailors hat I used to wear everywhere when I was a teenager (it WAS the 80s!) I thought it was cool back then, now I am not so sure lol. Actually, there is quite a bit of fashion from the 80s I am a little unsure on these days.
In your opinion, what’s the best type of cheese? I do love a Gouda or Edam, sadly these days I am lactose intolerant so most cheese is out. I have never been a big fan of soft cheese like Brie or Camembert. I do quite like a good (lactose-free) cream cheese.
What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”? Now wouldn’t you like to know….or Whose asking? Not sure if they are fun or more a case of obnoxious lol…but that CAN be fun too.
Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Details, please. No I don’t think so, occasionally in Messenger (usually at work) I send the wrong msg to the wrong person, but nothing drastic. I adore those funny ones you always see online.
If you could make a rule for a day, and everyone had to follow it, what would it be? Quit being annoying, stupid and demanding, especially around me, the older I get the less tolerance I have.
You are about to get in a fight, what song comes on your mind soundtrack? That damn silly Eye of the Tiger…or Rocky Theme songs always sneaks in.
I don’t really know any jokes…actually, it’s more a case of I can’t really remember any jokes, I always forget them or the punchline…I am hopeless. I am not really a funny type of person, although people tell me I am funny all the time? Possibly they are laughing at me and not with me? I do dumb stuff all the time lol
But here is a lame one…
What is a fly without wings? A Walk!
So, that is my World this week, I hope whatever you are doing you are having an amazing week.